6.1.11

The 'spy' who loved Saudis

It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a plan!

I think the Saudis have a point. That vulture that strayed into their territory could well have been a “Zionist plot” set up by Israel’s intelligence agency, Mossad.

It is possible that the Saudis thought it was a plane. The bird has a wing span of 8ftx8in, and if people can see UFOs, why can they not imagine spying? Besides, our pigeons can carry information, so vultures are known to be far more ambitious.

It carried a tag of Tel Aviv University. This was an educated bird, see? It was either a sophomore sent on training or one with a seasoned doctorate, perhaps even a professor. These Mossadis are known to be quite academic. But it ventured into the ‘No Fly Zone’, so its intentions may well have been deliberated.

It carried a GPS transmitter. The Israelis say they were monitoring migration patterns of the rare bird. Aha, now Wiki (pedia, not Leaks) says that the Griffin Vulture belongs to the old school and its population is mostly resident. So, what migration is possible?

It was found in the rural area when it was arrested. Since it is a scavenger, are Saudi Arabia’s villages located on mountains (the bird likes to feed and breed at a height) and have many dead animals that they wish to hide from the world?

I know the Israelis and most people are having a good laugh, but let us just say that their little big birdie is not up to much. It cannot study migratory patterns, loses its way, cannot lay its hands on a proper meal, does not even find a decent mate along the way, lacks any urban graces and goes to some stupid rural area and gets caught by the Saudis who usually prefer looking down at their oil wells.

I think this is a Saudi plot and the bird is really a falcon, its national bird.

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Image: Mirror, UK

4 comments:

  1. "It was found in the rural area when it was arrested. Since it is a scavenger, are Saudi Arabia’s villages located on mountains (the bird likes to feed and breed at a height) and have many dead animals that they wish to hide from the world?"

    FV, Public executions of "criminals" in KSA is commonplace all over, so it could be dead animals or dead people.

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  2. "So, what migration is possible?"

    FV, I think the fact that this is a rare species is what motivates people to study them, to maybe stop them from going the way of the dodo, but then planet earth has lost millions of species so one more won't matter

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  3. I just saw a picture of the offending vulture and I agree, this vulture is just another mossad agent. Is this another ruse for Israel to dominate the world? Already, millions of birds have died all over the world. Guard your pet parakeets, if you possess them, is all I can say. Squawk.

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  4. Al:

    This, you know, was tongue-in-cheek rather than prey in beak stuff.

    Indeed, there may be dead criminals in SA, but their families do bury them.

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